the dick pic.
i was just sent one….i should post it online so everyone can see. but i wont……not right now, anyway. maybe just later on today.
but do NOT EVER EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR PHALLUS!!!!
- i dont care
- im not getting turned on by it
- it makes me want to stay farther away from you
- it’s creepy
- im not sending you anything in return
- i’ll show it to my friends
- they’ll show it to our other friends
- i do not want to see your penis
- it’s probably ashy
- it looks shorter on camera 90% of the time
what kind of fucking satisfaction do men get from sending dick pics to cell phones???? i’ve seen penises before! just because you send me yours doesnt mean it’s insta-sex for you and i.
penises are not equivalent to boobs! send me your mom’s boobs, since you’re feeling like nigel barker today. send me a picture of your puppy that you just bought…but NEVER NEVER your Johnson.
why do men think they can lick the pussy like 5 times before they get up and either ask us for head, or try to fuck??? but when it’s our turn, we gotta stay down there on them for like 45 minutes???? im not playing that little game anymore. somebody’s getting lock jaw on me today.
why im so picky with porn. (shit i hate)
before you read this post, just know that porn is supposed to be your sexual fantasies put on screen. there’s so many categories, scenarios, actors, etc. to choose from. and BECAUSE there are so many, i think im entitled to getting what i want when i go searching for porn. so even though i dont look like what im into….the shit is supposed to get me off. so when it doesn’t, i feel robbed.
and i blame the actors and production. i love black lesbian porn, interracial porn, and black porn. fat asses, small waists, proper high heels, big titties, nice makeup and hair, long gargantuan dicks, and 6 packs, not so talkative. so WHYdo we have
- ashy skin
- hella pimples (in HD for that matter)
- double wide vaginas
- visible scars, scratches, cuts, bullet wounds.
- montana fishburne
- small. penises. why the FUCK are you in this business???????
- fake moans.
- wesley pipes
- brian pumper
- weak ass orgasms and cumshots
- when you can tell the bitch didnt wanna taste the cum
- dudes/females who moan and talk entirely too much. i know it’s not all that great.
- bitches who cant suck a dick
- ratty weaves & unfinished hair
- englishman teeth
- fat, unattractive, ashy, bald dudes that look like they sell rock outside the gas station in timbs, fubu, enyce, and phat farm
- too much baby oil
- not enough baby oil
- dirty feet
- interviews. why the FUCK are yall talking about her porn career?????
- crappy ass camera quality
- bad lighting
- hearing KIDS in the background!!!
- lingering in one position for so long
- cameras keep zooming in on lacey duvalle’s black hole of a vagina
- ghetto ass hoodrats i know from philly (but in retrospect, i guess hoodrats make the best porn stars)
- weak ass ride skills
- THE MEN WHO CAN NOT BE ON RHYTHM!!!!
- bitches who cant walk in their own heels
- they let pinky get fat as hell
- they let pinky make a mixtape -___-
- read the one above this again. -____-
- they really did that shit.