Blue Mountain Dew

the dick pic.

i was just sent one….i should post it online so everyone can see. but i wont……not right now, anyway. maybe just later on today.

but do NOT EVER EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR PHALLUS!!!!

what kind of fucking satisfaction do men get from sending dick pics to cell phones???? i’ve seen penises before! just because you send me yours doesnt mean it’s insta-sex for you and i.

penises are not equivalent to boobs! send me your mom’s boobs, since you’re feeling like nigel barker today. send me a picture of your puppy that you just bought…but NEVER NEVER your Johnson.